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Dear Future Me,

I sure hope for both of our sakes, that whore doesnt have gonnera.

Sincerely Present Me

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

Dear Future Me,

I hope you've gotten a new job or you're a loser. Next beer is on me.

Sincerely Past You

CNBC sucks "This financial crisis is worse than a divorce. I've lost all my money, but the wife is still here." - Client after getting blown up
 

I'm embarassed about the stuff I recorded in my journal just 2 years ago. As it says in Proverbs, man plans his course but God controls his steps. Most people will probably find that their lives turn out--for better or for worse--radically different from what they could have ever imagined.

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Virginia Tech 4everI'm embarassed about the stuff I recorded in my journal just 2 years ago. As it says in Proverbs, man plans his course but God controls his steps. Most people will probably find that their lives turn out--for better or for worse--radically different from what they could have ever imagined.

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