Letters: GROVEL or joke about Groveling for ER job??

Hello

Do you find it cheesy or ambitious to write your cover letter about how "you have so many applications I won't bother groveling" or should I just say "I am forthrightly begging to get into XYX bank?"

I am trying to fight my way into a bank but have little to no shot. my resume is pretty darn good but it's competitive as hell out there.

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