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im 1 bid on his autograph.

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"Oh the ladies ever tell you that you look like a fucking optical illusion" - Frank Slaughtery 25th Hour.
 

So you met him and rushed immediately to WSO to register for an account and post that and only that?

Not buying it London.

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- Capt K - "Prestige is like a powerful magnet that warps even your beliefs about what you enjoy. If you want to make ambitious people waste their time on errands, bait the hook with prestige." - Paul Graham
 

I saw this post this morning and found myself immediately wondering why this shit isn't yesterday's news. Some random cockface fucko was a d-bag and got hosed... why is anyone else even responding to this thread? Wait. I just did. Shit.

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