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[quote=nonTargetChimp]The fuck man, you're either a troll or making us Asian look bad. And no, the Asian man might be obsessed with climbing the ladder but he's not that into white chicks. Hell who needs white chick when we have chicks like this http://escoben.files.wordpress.com/2010/01/hot_nerdy_asian_girls_022.jp…] 1) Thats like me saying "Who needs X chicks when we have 'insert model's name'. 2) That chick wasn't even a great example of an attractive asian

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

Haha white chicks are hot and all but the Asian cockman is more into building his own family: you know the type with traditional submissive wife, straight-A kid and shit. Not sure if Hapas have any problem integrating into the society. Every Asian society that I know seems to have a serious case of one-drop rule so they all regard Hapas or half-whatever as "Western" (not necessary a bad thing). On a side note, white dude seems to have a serious problem picking up an Asian chick from the bunch (i.e. picking the one universally deemed fugly/fake by the Asian community) Prime example: http://www.theibug.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/11/mark-zuckerberg-and-g…

Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid.
 
nonTargetChimp On a side note, white dude seems to have a serious problem picking up an Asian chick
Are you kidding? Asian chicks typically love white guys.
Get busy living
 
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nonTargetChimp On a side note, white dude seems to have a serious problem picking up an Asian chick
Are you kidding? Asian chicks typically love white guys.
I think he means white people have differing taste in Asian women from actual Asians. I'm Asian and I gotta agree with that sentiment - I've seen way too many short/fat/ugly/all of the above asian chicks get picked up by white dudes who could land girls 100x better looking. That chick that Zuckerberg is with is FUGLY
 
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nonTargetChimp On a side note, white dude seems to have a serious problem picking up an Asian chick
Are you kidding? Asian chicks typically love white guys.
I think he means white people have differing taste in Asian women from actual Asians. I'm Asian and I gotta agree with that sentiment - I've seen way too many short/fat/ugly/all of the above asian chicks get picked up by white dudes who could land girls 100x better looking. That chick that Zuckerberg is with is FUGLY

That's what white guys say about black guys snagging up white chicks too.

 
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rotinegg
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nonTargetChimp On a side note, white dude seems to have a serious problem picking up an Asian chick
Are you kidding? Asian chicks typically love white guys.
I think he means white people have differing taste in Asian women from actual Asians. I'm Asian and I gotta agree with that sentiment - I've seen way too many short/fat/ugly/all of the above asian chicks get picked up by white dudes who could land girls 100x better looking. That chick that Zuckerberg is with is FUGLY

That's what white guys say about black guys snagging up white chicks too.

Yeah man, can't compete with that. If a chick digs the brothers, cut your losses and move on....it ain't going to happen.
Get busy living
 
rotinegg
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nonTargetChimp On a side note, white dude seems to have a serious problem picking up an Asian chick
Are you kidding? Asian chicks typically love white guys.
I think he means white people have differing taste in Asian women from actual Asians. I'm Asian and I gotta agree with that sentiment - I've seen way too many short/fat/ugly/all of the above asian chicks get picked up by white dudes who could land girls 100x better looking. That chick that Zuckerberg is with is FUGLY

That's what i mean

Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid.
 

^ Chill, dude. Chick's hot

Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid.
 

you boys want REAL women, i got em for ya, not work appropriate, and rio isn't even the best we got to offer

My drinkin' problem left today, she packed up all her bags and walked away.
 
Kenny Powers

you boys want REAL women, i got em for ya, not work appropriate, and rio isn't even the best we got to offer

^^the only problem is Brazilian Portuguese sounds like someone trying to speak Spanish while vomiting.

Money Never Sleeps? More like Money Never SUCKS amirite?!?!?!?
 

There are only few cool Asian girls at my school... they tend to only hang out together / walk around campus in Asian cliques

On the other hand, state school Asian girls are the SHIT. Friend from home out-shotguns my guy friends on a regular basis

 
SolidarityThere are only few cool Asian girls at my school... they tend to only hang out together / walk around campus in Asian cliques

On the other hand, state school Asian girls are the SHIT. Friend from home out-shotguns my guy friends on a regular basis

Boast about your career prospective, how connected your family is, how many cars and houses your family has (not necessary what YOU have) these Asian girls will beg you to bed them..

Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid.
 

The problem with Asian girls at state schools is that 90% of them go to some kind of church (usually Christian) or "life group." Totally do not dig this. Also, yes, they do only hang around their Asian friends, forming humongous cliques. In fact at my state school you rarely see Asians and whites hanging out together. The other ethnicities tend to blend in much better.

 

How this non-sense topic goes this far...

Why do Asians always have a whole bunch of mousetraps set up around their house? Cuz that's how they get their dinner.

Why is there cotton on the top of Tylenol? To remind blacks that they picked cotton before they sold drugs.

What would you call 200 white guys chasing a black guy in the olden days? Runaway slave What would you call it today? PGA Tour

What's 12 inches long, hard and white? Nothing, it only comes in black

What do you call a black guy driving a black Cadillac? Black power. What do you call a white guy driving a white Cadillac? White power. What do you call a Hispanic guy driving a blue Cadillac? Grand Theft Auto.

[Warning - Sick section] Who is the greatest Jewish cook ever? Hitler

What's positive about Africans? HIV

Nobody wants to work for it anymore. There's no honor in taking the after school job at Mickey D's. Honor's in the dollar, kid.
 

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