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LOL. come on who the fuck downvoted me?

TRUE STORY: The prospect asked me, "What's it like to work at ****?" I asked him, "You ever been to Home Depot?" "Yes" "Well, it's like that. It's full of fucking tools." And he stared, innocently wide-eyed and nodded with deep understanding
 

When I was 11 and I saw this the first time it was great. 15 years later nothing's changed.

Edit: Just wanna say really quickly that all these celebrities running around Hollywood... should probably be bukkake'd.

 

Altogether hilarious. "Hi, good morning. Uh Mr. Murphy, I was just wondering if you feel that there's a resemblance. Do you feel that there's a resemblance between your pubes and the hairs on your head?"

Classic.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 
LilJon101If you don't find this hilarious you must be a terribly boring individual

i find this fucking hilarious even the 10th time watching it. was just curious because i want to do some marketing for something and was gonna use something similar and wanted to know what age groups this shit appeals to haha

TRUE STORY: The prospect asked me, "What's it like to work at ****?" I asked him, "You ever been to Home Depot?" "Yes" "Well, it's like that. It's full of fucking tools." And he stared, innocently wide-eyed and nodded with deep understanding
 

I thought it was moderately funny. Some were much better than others. Certainly didn't find it offensive by the way. The resemblance one was pretty funny though. 25 by the way.

My name is Nicky, but you can call me Dre.
 

"Yeah I use US News but another one I forgot to mention that's pretty good is, uh, WomenWithHorses.com."

 

I'll call in

What is the number to call for international callers?

I'll explain to them why the US should adopt a law that bans tipping.

 
Virginia Tech 4everImmature and moronic and not even funny. 27
on a scale of 1 to 10, how much do you enjoy the feeling of the stick up your *** rubbing against your prostate?
 

"I was just wondering if you feel that theres a resemblance?"

"Caller, I have no idea what you're talking about."

"Do you feel that theres a resemblance between your pubes and the hair on your head?"

 
  1. Always funny to see self important pricks get pranked on live TV
"The whole problem with the world is that fools and fanatics are always so certain of themselves, and wiser people so full of doubts." - Bertrand Russell
 

25 and loving it. Old vid tho

"They are all former investment bankers that were laid off in the economic collapse that Nancy Pelosi caused. They have no marketable skills, but by God they work hard."
 

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