MD Hitting On Me At Gym
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You know what to do, young king - get that bag, by all means necessary. Take photos, of course, as leverage. Godspeed king, and don´t forget to properly lube up.
see if he can get you reservations at Dorsia
Eh, nobody goes there anymore...
what about espace? asking for a friend..
Take a dookie on his chest
Ask to work out with him and develop a rapport. Then transfer to his team at work and get fast-tracked promoted
Him calling you 'big guy' is because he feels bad for you, not because he's hitting on you
if you're gay...well do what you wanna do. if you like what you see, why not?
if you're not gay...well I gotta know what he was saying to you.
Follows me around, sizes me up and down, stares at me constantly
Maybe he's a cannibal and is deciding which body parts of yours he'd like for dinner
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Honestly that sounds like insecure gym rat behavior
...well if you gotta ask...
The upside is limitless. Go for it.
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How does one go about finding out that someone is a MD at a BB at the gym? Personally, have had very few conversations with anyone at the gym....let alone about careers.
Right now that MD is telling his buddies "this kid at the gym keeps giving me weird looks, and I just got a notification that he's been looking me up on LinkedIn also. I think this guy is stalking me."
the funny thing is I bet half of you dorks first instinct is to tell this guy to compromise his sexuality and blow a random middle-aged man with the hope that it could lead to an internship...
"compromise" his sexuality- you're not all that straight if you choose to work in an industry that fucks your ass anyways, might as well get a jump on it
I’d compromise
yeah fuck it i'd compromise too it's not gay if your sucking MD dick
Sounds like you have an easy in for LBGTQ recruiting.
What gym do you go to and what time does the MD usually go? Asking for a friend
Close your eyes and pretend its a girl. Problem solved
Quit being a little prude snobby analyst. Let the guy get some action.
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