Apparently one of the MDs has taken notice to the amount of time people are spending in the bathroom. He just sent out a page-long email explaining that junior staff needs to cut down on time spent "scrolling phones and wasting company time" in the bathroom. WTF?? Why are we so often deprived of simple liberties in this industry? Who cares if you need to spend 30 minutes of your 12 hour day shitting. SMH.
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This seems like an OSHA violation lol
By company resources he means you hogging the stall at peak times. There are 80+ other guys on same floor with 3 stalls and someone already made a wet TP throne in one of them.
Just asking to get his desk shit on
print out the email, and save it for if/when you get fired. That's an extra 6-12 mos severance
If your MD is noticing it, it's probably way more than 30 minutes.
Just tell them you value your bathroom time and you'll take a pro rata pay cut
It appears your boss has a different understanding of getting top bucket. You should buy everybody spicy tacos for lunch just to double check.
Wild if true LOL
Please share a screenshot if this is actually true
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