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no, be a robot. your MD shouldn’t like you. instead report them to HR for not being professional at all times, jokes are unacceptable and any emotion other than misery in the office is out of place

 

😂aight ima cook then

In all seriousness I was asking this question more so because HR checks emails sometimes and having this paper trail could not be very good even tho it’s just a joke

 

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