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Wow, even as a native Bay Area guy, I still get sickened by this stuff. Apple fanboys have taken it too far this time. I seriously feel like I'm watching The Onion!

I give you Cupidtino, an online dating site for Apple users that makes me throw-up in my mouth.

Take it away Bloomberg...

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[quote=General Disarray]What a sad video. To give this topic a positive lift....

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That's awesome!!! MAD PROPS for bringing everyone back to reality!

 

I hate apple fanbois.... I especially hate seeing people put those stupid apple stickers on the back of their cars like anybody gives a shit.

I'm gonna put a windows sticker on the back of my car.... n my own personal computer is a mac, screw these pathetic fanbois

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 
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I'm gonna put a windows sticker on the back of my car....

It would be funny if, because of this, your car started randomly freezing or taking longer to start.

“Millionaires don't use astrology, billionaires do”
 

Nouveau, you crack me up every time...

The second link was all I cared about. I couldn't get over how weaselly that guy was. Couldn't stand still worth a damn.

I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.
 

I actually haven't had a problem like that with my pcs lately... probably cause I stopped downloading porn n started streaming it

chyea!

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 
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scottj19x89I actually haven't had a problem like that with my pcs lately... probably cause I stopped downloading porn n started streaming it

chyea!

streaming porn is probably destroying the antivirus industry
That, or Steve jobs is too sick lately to write new virii
More is good, all is better
 

At least Kleenex is gettin a lil extra money from me then lol

If your dreams don't scare you, then they are not big enough. "There are two types of people in this world: People who say they pee in the shower, and dirty fucking liars."-Louis C.K.
 

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I am permanently behind on PMs, it's not personal.

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