Member of the year nominations

Post your nominations here and i'll get a poll up soon.

Members that have received a lot of silver bananas lately: @CRE" @thebrofessor" @GoldenCinderblock" @Lloyd BIankfein" @real_Skankhunt42" @Sil" @Synergy_or_Syzygy" @Layne Staley"

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"AMInPhase1" @Lloyd BIankfein 1000%
Is that because he POUNDED you in the ASS in his UNDERWATER SEX DUNGEON?
“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

I was going to do that but it felt just a touch too narcissistic, but someone came through for the rest of us who weren't bold enough

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Hah, me being a lib on this site only goes to show how far from center the rest of y'all are

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"GoldenCinderblock" I remove myself from the race and endorse brofessor

bernie sanders could take a page

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