Met the creepiest girl at the Casino bar last night

For the love of God I will try to never be a creep level 10 as she was to me last night. She was super old and every rejection I made just made her draw closer. Thankfully she left when told her for the 5th time I wasn’t hooking up with her. There were 2 other worker girls who were super hot. Tatted up hot.

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OrlandoBravosGrahamCrackers

Ok?

Sir, this is a Wendy’s.

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gtownrat

why were u at a bar on a tuesday night?

I have 3.5mo free - I can do anything I want. Might head down to Hollywood FL next week for a $600 $2M GTD poker tourney and see my bro fighting Bare Knuckle on March 27.

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super old

That's not a girl

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Yikes, sounds like you unlocked the Creep Level: Boss Fight at the casino bar 😂. Next time, maybe stick to spinning the Mega Moolah NZ reels instead of real-life horror storie—at least those jackpots don’t follow you around after five rejections. Pro tip: always keep a slot machine between you and the weird vibes.

 

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