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No, there is not, however I too find myself wondering about who soiled me with hot monkey poo.

Would be nice to know, but if there was no anonymity, there would be far less SBs and shit disseminated.

 
SituationNo, there is not, however I too find myself wondering about who soiled me with hot monkey poo.

Would be nice to know, but if there was no anonymity, there would be far less SBs and shit disseminated.

I actually disagree with that. On the SB side, there's no intelligent reason to conceal that you gave someone an SB; and on the MS side, what, are you going to beat someone up for throwing monkey shit at you?

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SituationNo, there is not, however I too find myself wondering about who soiled me with hot monkey poo.

Would be nice to know, but if there was no anonymity, there would be far less SBs and shit disseminated.

I actually disagree with that. On the SB side, there's no intelligent reason to conceal that you gave someone an SB; and on the MS side, what, are you going to beat someone up for throwing monkey shit at you?

Youre right on the SB side, so I retract that part of my statement. However, people would hesitate to throw shit in fear that they would get a nice hot pile in return. The anonymity prevents you from receiving a revengeful monkey shit attack.

 

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