The most annoying phrases in finance with respect to all positions:
"At the end of the day"
"I'd like to get some color"
"Thanks in advance"
Whether you're listening to earnings calls etc. whatever it may be the most annoying phrases that come up...
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It is what it is.
Yes, I already know what it is.
"keep it gucci"
"juiced up" or "iced up"
"tippin on 4 4's"
"valuation of the hater nation"
"zan wit that lean"
lets circle up
NOTHING IS FUCKED? -D. Fuld
"high level"
"I know you are busy and appreciate any time you can give me"
Unemployed and yet busy? Tell me your secret.
lol jk
haha, i wish my man. hoepfully i dind a job b4 the sectret
low hanging fruit
touch base
i dont really get this one though i hear it a lot from ibd/consulting friends (coworkers in s&t dont use this at all.)
all hands call
swing by
quick and dirty
"They still make 10's?"
these threads
"Reach(ing) out" always gets me
Caveat Going forward Headwinds Tailwinds "It's been priced in"
please action and revert on the same
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thank you and regards
Tommy
"Check out this pants tent."
tactical
"Thats why I fucked yoo bitch u fat mafucka"
it takes money 2 make honey
Anything SwagOn says Kills me
You mean makes you wanna kill yourself?
"Secular headwinds/tailwinds"
What the fuck does that actually mean? I know headwinds are things that are bad for you and tailwinds are good, but does it have anything to do with timing? And "secular?"
"can we unfuck this" is my favorite
It is what it is.
Its a shit show.
open the kimono
no offense but whatever is going to be said will be offensive
When someone says "I'm bullish this or that"
Isn't there like a 500 post thread on this already?
"Let's gather around the campfire"
"Gimme the light, I gotta burn this"
"Put it on my chest baby"
"Guys, I'm fuggin' stoked"
"stretch your arms to the sky and return to terra firma"
think that's for the Tom's shoes forum actually
"QE#X!?!?!.... Wait no? we're fucked"
Eurozone.
"comparing apples to oranges"
"more art than science"
"I don't have any bandwidth"
"i wouldn't give you the steam off my shit"
"that deal's got an ass like a 12 year old boy"
"i'm not paying you cocksuckers to sit around and scratch your assholes all day"
pls do. everything else is annoying, this will fuck up your life.
Value-added
Leverage
"They are not competitive" "Thanks" "The client is expecting this" "Not clear" "I am at full capacity" "This is the WRONG template/font" Employee leaves with clients - "We will not talk about it" "Client connection"
lets circle up
"Tactical solution / Strategic solution"
"Implementation"
back of the envelope calculation/analysis
let's butt heads
let's come together
Sounds pretty similar to the Consulting world:
"Let's circle the wagons" "I'll be out of pocket that timeframe" (aka Out Of Office) "Ping me" "Low hanging fruit" "(Analyst), Do you have any cycles available" (also can substitute with "bandwidth") "That cost has been baked in"
Drill down
any comment related to formatting
SwagOn i wish I was your roommate and we went to Rutgers.....see what I did therE?
SwagOn i wish I was your roommate and we went to Rutgers.....see what I did therE?
Shoot me an email.
Oh ok Shooter, I'll get right on that. ::jerk motion::
And the winner is....'
http://www.forbes.com/special-report/2012/annoying-business-jargons-12…
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I said leverage... 2nd place!!!!
lol jk, but good call!
It is what it is Let's touch base Reach out Apple to oranges (or whatever fruit they have in mind)
Never heard them that much before outside banking
Wacc Even/ebitda
"Efficient frontier"
"Zero sum game"
"Crunch numbers"
"Risk adjusted"
"Hi there"
"Fuck fundamentals, AMZN is the next AAPL. "
Yeah right jerkoff. When did Apple have a PE over 9000 selling junk at 3% markup? Same for NFLX and FB.
This comment is golden. lol.
Any person: "Hi how are you?" Any other person: "Good thanks you?" Any person: "Good, good."
Automated response ftl
Fc
70% of what is said on earnings calls by analysts. Think that half the analysts make up words and phrases as they go along. Not quite sure how management even knows what the hell they're talking about and is sometimes apparent that they don't.
"Can you shoot me your number?"
fffffuuuuuuuuuuuuu
Any list without 'in the weeds' does not count. End of story.
In the weeds for sure. bandwidth, circle back, swing by, take a stab at, getting crushed, calling things 'strong', 'pull this' from Q/K, thnx, pls do, SO MANY
thks plz do lets circle back tomorrow; going fwd lets both make sure to try and understand the big picture
kill me please now
"Deep dive", "Reach out", "Please action and revert", "Can i get your thoughts on this"
Anything written in an HR email
"Please advise"
It's worse when they say "Please advice"
I enjoying chucking internally when people use words and phrases that they clearly don't understand because they think it's the thing to do at the time or they're trying to appear in-the-loop.
I made top 5% of my class in management consulting and I got a generic email from my 6th line manager with congrats and replied to him and said "thanks" and he replied to me in email and said "your welcome." It was the most offensive email I have ever gotten. Made me sick. This dude - the nerve of mistaking your vs you're. Disgusting.
I do this all the time, mainly to piss off/troll the people I'm emailing.
Allow me to play doubles advocate here for a moment. For all intensive purposes I think you are wrong. In an age where false morals are a diamond dozen, true virtues are a blessing in the skies. We often put our false morality on a petal stool like a bunch of pre-Madonnas, but you all seem to be taking something very valuable for granite. So I ask of you to mustard up all the strength you can because it is a doggy dog world out there. Although there is some merit to what you are saying it seems like you have a huge ship on your shoulder. In your argument you seem to throw everything in but the kids Nsync, and even though you are having a feel day with this I am here to bring you back into reality. I have a sick sense when it comes to these types of things. It is almost spooky, because I cannot turn a blonde eye to these glaring flaws in your rhetoric. I have zero taller ants when it comes to people spouting out hate in the name of moral righteousness. You just need to remember what comes around is all around, and when supply and command fails you will be the first to go.
"Pease advise" = What the fuck?
The "real world'
How come the whole time I'm jogging, I hardly sweat. But then I get home and I sit here sweating for like 10 fucking minutes.
I can't even go shower because I'll still be sweating when I get out. Just gotta sit here cooling off like a overheated plasma gun in Halo.
WTH is wrong with you ?
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