Most Prestigious Prisons?

So it happened, I got caught up in some insider trading bull crap that wasn't really my fault. I could write an essay on why I'm innocent, but that's not what I'm here to do right now. I've sort of accepted my fate and am ready to face the music.

My main concern right now is picking a top tier prison so that I can hit the ground running when I get out.

I really want to jump into PE once I'm released since I'll be pretty far behind a few of my buddies who are already interviewing at MF and I don't want this to ruin my career prospects. I also feel like I kind of needed a break so this might not be the worst thing in the world lol. Is there anything I should be doing while in prison that would help my chances of breaking in? Or am I screwed since I didn't get PE experience before my MBA?

Most importantly, I was wondering what the smartest choice would be here in terms of prisons. I know prestige doesn't matter and the outcome of my sentence is what I make of it. It's just that I have always been a hard worker and earned my way into some of the best universities in the country, I don't see why it would be crazy to try and get into the prison that would set me up with the best opportunities when I get out. 

I heard Butner has got some pretty famous alumni, but I want to hear your thoughts.

Thanks!

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