Most Prestigious Toilet Paper?

What kind of TP do the BX/KKR employees use to wipe their shitty post-coffee buttcheeks?

At my firm, we have negative ply TP that makes your butthole bleed if you are in the unfortunate situation (shituation, heh) of having to shit/wipe your ass more than once per day

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