My boss stole my car

Hey y'all, so I'm an intern at small developer in the south and my boss wanted to use my car yesterday to pick up his kids (I drive a Ford truck) and he hasn't gotten it back to me. I called him this morning and he said, "Finders keepers. Losers weepers." I didn't know how to respond, he also said if I came to his house he would shoot me and justify it as trespassing. I called the cops and they said they couldn't help me because I "gave him my car" to use. He also fired when he found out about me calling the cops. Do you guys think I can still put the internship on my resume for FT recruiting? How will getting fired look?

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There's literally no way this is real. But if it is, finders keepers losers weepers dude. Gotta obey the law, sorry.  

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Why do you assume this is a shit post? I came here to ask if this will affect me in the future when I'm looking for jobs.

 

Your boss didn't steal your car, you gave it to him. Mistake #1.

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haha can't tell if you're being sarcastic, but judging from the MS ratio on this post I'll guess you are.

 

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