National Enquirer Threatens to Post Bezos D!ck Pic!!!

Bezos has emails, calls them out for extortion on Medium. Breaking and developing, bring the popcorn!

Bloomberg article: https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2019-02-0…

Bezos' Medium post: https://medium.com/@jeffreypbezos/no-thank-you-mr…

Yes, he's fighting someone who buys ink by the barrel, but not only does he do the same, his website sells both ink and barrels too, some for same day delivery!

Ink: https://www.amazon.com/Speedball-2-Ounce-India-Su…

Barrels: https://www.amazon.com/MGP-Wood-Whole-Wine-Barrel…

Amazon's worth $800B as of the close. a 5% drop could leave the Enquirer open to a $40B lawsuit.

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Its funny because the guy is called Mr.Pecker.

"In addition to the “below the belt selfie — otherwise colloquially known as a ‘d*ck pick’” Selfie is no longer a colloquialism.

 
"Whatever1984" Bezos has emails, calls them out for extortion on Medium. Breaking and developing, bring the popcorn!
I think AMI is out of business, it's their Arthur Andersen moment (sh*t, do people here even remember what that was all about?). Too bad they are private :(
I have a friend who lives in the country, and it's supposed to be an hour from 42nd Street. A lie! The only thing that's an hour from 42nd Street is 43rd Street!
 
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