No Nut November: Who's doing it?

I beat my meat three times a day but im gunna try out no nut November. drop your no nut November updates in the thread

P.S. I'm counting today as October 32nd cuz I fucked up this morning but I'm starting tomorrow for sure.

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Sounds like that's getting engaged to the wrong girl bro...

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 
"Pizz" So do girls also participate in No Nut November, or is this just a male phenomenon?

Hard for girls to be incels, I would imagine

Commercial Real Estate Developer
 

You’re just not big enough for anyone to prove you wrong bro

“The three most harmful addictions are heroin, carbohydrates, and a monthly salary.” - Nassim Taleb
 

This thread is an atrocity. Coming from the guy who wrote a diatribe on this 5 years ago. I think I've overstayed my welcome on this site.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

I drained myself like 5 times yesterday with my FWB. Should be good for the month.

Interested in health tech, consulting, and entrepreneurship.
 

Is no nut November all nuts or just jacking off? And lmao at jerking three times a day that’s terrible dude, you’re not gonna make it a day.

Gun rights activist
 

Definitely no jacking off. Honey roasted peanuts and almonds are okay, I'm not sure about pistachio or macadamia.

I've made it 2 days so far.

 

Day 4: Getting kind of easier. I’m trying to replace all the times I spank my monkey with something productive like reading the news or watching YouTube or something. It’s still very difficult to resist and I see models like Julia rose or Cindy Kimberly on Instagram.

 

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