I beat my meat three times a day but im gunna try out no nut November. drop your no nut November updates in the thread
P.S. I'm counting today as October 32nd cuz I fucked up this morning but I'm starting tomorrow for sure.
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We got this, my brother
Can't wait for Destroy Dick December
stay strong, king
Just get married / engaged bro it will be a breeze.
Sounds like that's getting engaged to the wrong girl bro...
Don't fall in love in the dragonara casino man... that's all I have to say.
No, incel
you are a man of weak will
Strong forearms though
They did it in Seinfeld and couldn’t last a few days
So do girls also participate in No Nut November, or is this just a male phenomenon?
My guess is it works differently for girls so this would not mean as much, but idk
Hard for girls to be incels, I would imagine
Ever heard of the term "emcel"? It´s a girl who can´t emotionally connect to men despite having sex with them - an emotionally celibate, if you will. They´re also sometimes known as hoes, thots and thotettes, depending on your point of view.
The female orgasm is a myth change my mind
You’re just not big enough for anyone to prove you wrong bro
If you mother stopped booty calling me at 2am it would be much easier to see the whole month through. The best I can hope for now is No nut until Noon.
relish her. just know that i grow stronger each day
This thread is an atrocity. Coming from the guy who wrote a diatribe on this 5 years ago. I think I've overstayed my welcome on this site.
Ok boomer
oof ouch owie my generation
im gonna try and go for it too. The longest ive gone is 14 days
post your updates in thread and good luck
I drained myself like 5 times yesterday with my FWB. Should be good for the month.
You sound like a virgin
Practically am tbh. never had a gf.
Is no nut November all nuts or just jacking off? And lmao at jerking three times a day that’s terrible dude, you’re not gonna make it a day.
Definitely no jacking off. Honey roasted peanuts and almonds are okay, I'm not sure about pistachio or macadamia.
I've made it 2 days so far.
Rookies. Doesn't matter what damn month it is, you pump it up
it's been a tough 3 days so far, but i am getting more powerful every hour. Yesterday I learned how to read with my eyes closed
Day 3: was tempted last night but decided to watch Karate Kid III. Definitely going through withdrawals though
Day 4: Getting kind of easier. I’m trying to replace all the times I spank my monkey with something productive like reading the news or watching YouTube or something. It’s still very difficult to resist and I see models like Julia rose or Cindy Kimberly on Instagram.
Julia rose is a smoke
See y'all in December
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