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Also, I wouldn't bang 80% of women. So idk breh

Maybe like... 35%. And I'd only be seen in public with like 15

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If you have good sexual chemistry with a woman, you need to really try to fuck up for her to not want anything to do with you. It's a lot riskier proposition for women, men always get off. Women on the other hand, that's not the case.

 
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If you have good sexual chemistry with a woman, you need to really try to fuck up for her to not want anything to do with you. It's a lot riskier proposition for women, men always get off. Women on the other hand, that's not the case.

I have no idea what I just read. That's some Drama from Entourage mixed with Ghandi type shit. And neither of them finished school and both are on speed.
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Don't lie to me bro, where did you get your calves done??

Give a girl a good lay and you needn't worry about repeat business.

That's not true. 1. Some girls are just looking for a one time thing. I've felt used before when a girl clearly just wanted revenge sex or some shit. 2. If a chick loses respect for you, it's game over. Lots of ways to make that happen.
  1. If she fears for her life around you, she may stop coming around.

I was banging this chick for a few months and we decided to go see a movie once. I ate a quad of shrooms during previews without telling her and sipped whiskey during the movie. Theater was 15 minutes away. Ended up driving around erratically for 2 hours, blasting music, chain smoking, and yelling out seemingly profound shit. She ended up running out of the car at a light in a distraught fashion. Never heard from her again. She was defs into the d while it lasted though.

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