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Holy fucking shit you're overthinking it. Reading your post made me physically uncomfortable.

Having a conversation and fostering a relationship is an art not a science. Find common ground with a person and be genuinely interested in them. Otherwise smile and nod. There's no framework to a conversation.

In terms of being a better person just be laid back, positive, and go with the flow. Life becomes much more pleasant when you get rid of the notion that you need to make your life "optimal".

 

almost put me in a coma, upside though is the cute analyst would have had to give me mouth to mouth, downside almost put me in a coma

What concert costs 45 cents? 50 Cent feat. Nickelback.
 

Nah dude. I didn't see the original post, but I will say that a big part of WSO is getting torn a new asshole. Calm down. :P

Make Idaho a Semi-Target Again 2016 Not an alumnus of Idaho
 

What did I miss?

Never discuss with idiots, first they drag you at their level, then they beat you with experience.
 
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I think I'll just kills myself actually..............................................................

bruh get help or call 911 if you’re in a real crisis 

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