Ordering Milk During Coffee Chat?

Ordering milk is fine — just don’t ask the alum if they’re ‘harboring any enemies of the state.’ That’s generally frowned upon in coffee chats.

Brother just get water

homelander

order the smallest coffee and just suck it up man dont be weird 

Sector specific tbh - if it's Industrials this is standard practice actually

Get coffee and take the tiniest sips. Don't take the lid off so they can't see whether you drink or not. Just play it safe tbh

you should also get one for him so it's not weird

bros a cat

If it's good enough for Homelander...

get a decaf and suck it up

Last I’ve heard chocolate milk is the only acceptable choice and ordering strawberry milk is a huge faux pas when recruiting…

If you don’t want a large coffee to yourself you can always ask the alum if they’d like to share one

yes. only order chocolate milk 

Ask if they have strawberry milk. Shows that you're a true milk connoisseur. 

order a tequila

the alum will def ding you. Reason: you won't last in this role if you can't take at least the mildest form of caffeinated drink

Order milk and cookies. Dip the cookies in the milk when considering a question and loudly go "hmmmmmm" lolol

joking aside, coffee chats don't even need coffee or tea. I had back-to-backs this one day years ago (like 5 spread from 10am to 3pm), and no one gave a sht if I actually ordered coffee, tea or whatever else. 

don't like coffee? don't order it; but do not get some random half-whip chai latte with oat mik substitute or just a literal glass of milk. Rather you get water, decaf or nothing.

“Mistew Bawista?? May I pwease have a gwass of miwk?

I wish I had these types of interactions during coffee chats instead of dry ass ones. It would def be memorable.

Only if it's straight from the plump barista herself. Have her stand over you

Yes Goldman, JPM, Laz, and EVR just released the "no milk during networking" mandates and I believe other banks are following suit. Could be wrong tho I would double check it might just be those 4. Overall, you should be good I just know it's an auto-blacklist from a few EBs, BBs, and LMMs.

Wait for the cream

Ask him does he breastfeed

Also say "good question" to all his questions.

Get on his good side early

Ask for coffee but hold the coffee

either get a decaf or grow some balls

as long as it's not soy milk

Normalize ordering milk

Too bad you aren’t doing a quant coffee chat. This is out of touch enough with social norms to guarantee you a first round interview

Only ok if you order straight from your mother

Just be sure you give him this look

Orange juice is my go-to

he need sum milk

Are you a McPoyle brother?

Gotta be a man and go with half and half. Establish dominance early on.