"Paid To Do It, But Fails To Make His Friend's Wife Pregnant After 72 Attempts"

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A court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

Seriously, you guys need to read this short (and hilarious) story. I guess he should of done what a normal, sterile man would do... adopt!

 
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PTS:
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Here you go bro...

In Stuttgart, Germany, a court judge must decide on a case of honorable intentions in a situation where a man hired his neighbor to get his wife pregnant.

It seems that Demetrius Soupolos, 29, and his former beauty queen wife, Traute, wanted a child badly, but Demetrius was told by a doctor that he was sterile.

So, Soupolos, after calming his wife’s protests, hired his neighbor, Frank Maus, 34, to impregnate her. Since Maus was already married and the father of two children, plus looked very much like Soupolos to boot, the plan seemed good.

Soupolos paid Maus $2,500 for the job and for three evenings a week for the next six months, Maus tried desperately, a total of 72 different times, to impregnate Traute.

When his own wife objected, he explained, "I don’t like this any more than you. I’m simply doing it for the money. Try and understand."

When Traute failed to get pregnant after six months, however, Soupolos was not understanding and insisted that Maus have a medical examination, which he did.

The doctor’s announcement that Maus was also sterile shocked everyone except his wife, who was forced to confess that Maus was not the real father of their two children.

Now Soupolos is suing Maus for breach of contract in an effort to get his money back, but Maus refuses to give it up because he said he did not guarantee conception, but only that he would give an honest effort.

 
Aviator][quote=cybernick]picture of the wife...</p> <p><a href=http://rdstouffer.net/stwwac/110306/[/quote rel=nofollow>http://rdstouffer.net/stwwac/110306/[/quote</a>:

I doubt it. That looks like Laura Zuniga, the Mexican beauty queen that was arrested for being part of a drug cartel.

http://www.mexico.vg/wp-content/uploads/2008/12/laura-zuniga-mexico-dru…

Methinks you be correct. Perhaps she moved and changed her name. Once a ho, always a ho.

Get busy living
 
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I can't wait 'til HPM chimes in...
UFOinsider:
happypantsmcgee:
Even money says he put it in her butt for 6 months then played dumb.
^ never fails to deliver!

LOL! +1

 

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