Patrick Bateman vs Batman (blinded and 1 armed)

If Patrick Bateman (prime) went against a blind, one-armed Batman (prime) in a fight (no firearms, just blunt/cutting weapons), who would win?

Batman just thinks Bateman is some criminal he needs to stop, Bateman thinks Batman dissed his business card. (So Bateman is bloodlusted while Batman is in character).

Batman gets a machete, Bateman gets a katana.

Win by death.

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