Picking up grls at the gym

I just started going to this gym with smokin girls. I never really tried to pick-up girls at the gym... primarily cuz I think its kind of lame and generally people just dont want to be bothered. But there are just way too many sexy grls to ignore... and lately its really one of the only times I get out of the office. Any of you regularly poach at the gym?

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Just walk around the gym with a raging hard on--that's what I do. Works like a charm. You're bound to pick up a freak eventually.

And if it's not working at the gym, move to the bar like amande96 says. Same tactic, new level of hostility: start slamming into people like a drunken Don Quixote.

And if it's not working at the bar, take your class act outside. You're going to end up homeless or as Tiger Woods.

Please report your success tomorrow after implementing Stage 1 of my plan.

 

I'm sure they'll be down on their knees as fast as lightning as soon as they see your velvet Piper Jaffray INVESTMENT BANKER business card

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I keep a couple cards in my ipod case. Either that or i just hand them a sweaty ball card. fuck them bitches if they have a problem with it they can go date some no-name boutique scrub

 

nice... boutique scrub... that's one for the books

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