I just started going to this gym with smokin girls. I never really tried to pick-up girls at the gym... primarily cuz I think its kind of lame and generally people just dont want to be bothered. But there are just way too many sexy grls to ignore... and lately its really one of the only times I get out of the office. Any of you regularly poach at the gym?
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go to a bar boy, it speeds everything up.
Take off 1st Year Analyst from your profile. You are still in school.
Just walk around the gym with a raging hard on--that's what I do. Works like a charm. You're bound to pick up a freak eventually.
And if it's not working at the gym, move to the bar like amande96 says. Same tactic, new level of hostility: start slamming into people like a drunken Don Quixote.
And if it's not working at the bar, take your class act outside. You're going to end up homeless or as Tiger Woods.
Please report your success tomorrow after implementing Stage 1 of my plan.
Simply starting this thread = FAIL.
I'm sure they'll be down on their knees as fast as lightning as soon as they see your velvet Piper Jaffray INVESTMENT BANKER business card
That was my next question, do you guys take business cards to the gym? Where do you store them so they don't get sweaty, in your ipod case? I typically keep them in my compression shorts but have gotten complaints that my business cards smell like banker ball sweat.... not to be confused with regular ball sweat.
What gym do you go to ? Crunch ? Assuming you're in NYC
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I keep a couple cards in my ipod case. Either that or i just hand them a sweaty ball card. fuck them bitches if they have a problem with it they can go date some no-name boutique scrub
nice... boutique scrub... that's one for the books
You should probably concentrate on just lifting weights while in the gym. You might hurt a girl if you tried to pick her up and exercise with her. You'd probably hurt her feelings too if you wanted to pick her up just cause you thought she was heavy and would be a decent workout.
Say "Hi" and give'em your JP Morgan business card.
go reebok or go home
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