Q&A: 21 year old finance student
Ask me any question, I am a 21 year old, planning to have a career in finance. I am currently studying at a Canadian university with a focus in finance. Studying capital markets, debt markets and fixed income securities, corporate finance, economic policy, derivatives, discount modeling, financial planning, estate planning, retirement planning and income tax acts. I have learned how to use quickbooks, I have knowledge on Excel using shortcuts “Ctrl Z,C,SV”, organize data using pivot charts or YouTube. I am planning to acquire my CSC, CFP, & CFA certifications as well. Need career guidance Ask me any questions
How quickly can you shotgun a white claw?
Why are you hosting an AMA?
This. Seriously... why is the OP hosting an AMA? What actual value can he bring to the table at 21 and still in college.
How far can you punt a football?
I can't tell if you're serious or trolling at this point lmao. Might as well ask a question though...favorite excel shortcut?
As an aspiring 21yo finance student, what could I be doing now to prepare myself for that role???
I didn’t get the Hirevue, am I screwed?
Yes. But maybe you can network a little harder and go for an off cycle
What kind of steps can I take to make sure my career is as far along as yours? Maybe volunteer for the local T-ball league and make sure my extra curriculars are stout when I apply for college? Should I take that hotter bitch, Jenny, to prom in a few months or go with the less hotter Nicole and obviously get laid afterwards? Let your wisdom shine down on me.
Can I POUND YOU IN THE ASS?
Did you attend target high school? And did you have to get there via a target primary school?
I believe his parents got him into a target primary through photoshopping his head onto the body of a college-age linebacker.
It must be hard when you're pounding 7 days a week, any tips for keeping the good ol’ joystick up?
Who is better at not blowing dudes, you or your girlfriend?
Are you ok Son? Do you need help getting laid?
Hey pal. I actually have a serious question.
Do you understand what an AMA means here?
Guys, I think we all got trolled. He's not being serious, and y'all just jumped on it.
What makes you think that?
trolling is GAY
No, you are for not asking for a picture before offering to pound him in the ass. Dude, he's a 300lb pimply mouth-breather. Have some standards, and at least ask for a photo first. I've done porn stars (Kyler Ash) and I wouldn't bring myself down to that level. I mean, back when you were CEO of Goldman you had standards, you dated my ex. (he thanks you for the VW Jetta, BTW)
If I had an opportunity to see this pre-21 year old college student my life honestly would be completely different.
As a non-target, how many months of incoming analyst experience do you think I need before getting an analyst role?
Do you know how many grams a thousand one dollar bills weigh?
One thousand grams.
Ten
Who are you, who are so wise in the ways of science?
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