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FreezePops
adapt or dieWhat is the most prestigious way to commit rape???

Honestly, rape is probably the one thing that really shouldn't be joked about. You never know what effect it's going to have on someone or when a recent victim may happen to overhear it.

Thanks Tebow, you can decide from now on what we're allowed to joke about about on the internet.

 
FreezePopsWhy would this have any effect on the work environment? Actually, why would this have result in any consequences at all? Seems like more of a technicality than anything else.

I wouldn't be surprised if some guy at a firm see his promotion taking away by some hot chick just because she smashed with the boss.

He could set her up and sue her.

 
Bernankeyfinally, i can yell rape for involuntary bjs

You poor thing.

Under my tutelage, you will grow from boys to men. From men into gladiators. And from gladiators into SWANSONS.
 

the is a dog on dog world there are always gonna be hot girls that smash but after she becomes an MD u smash her and then ull get promoted too :D

I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed, Go Bucks!!
 

Equal rights, finally. For the record, I've always been a little insecure that the hot female teacher who banged high school boys didn't go after me. Like, what's wrong with me?

Get busy living
 
UFOinsiderEqual rights, finally. For the record, I've always been a little insecure that the hot female teacher who banged high school boys didn't go after me. Like, what's wrong with me?
FOR THE RECORD, joking about rape is very bad and it gives that 10% of people that rape (psychologists have actually narrowed it to that) the mistaken impression that it is somehow acceptable behavior. Given that there's over ten comments on this post, that means that ONE of you sick fucks is statistically likely to be a predator. No means no, retard.
Get busy living
 

^^^^^ haha she doesnt want to ruin your relationship with her, she must have liked you!!........as a STUDENT..........

The other guys were just boytoys.... you are worth more than that right?

Actually one of my high school teachers got fired for having a relationship with a student :(, we all liked her ( . )( . ) show

I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed, Go Bucks!!
 

A friend of mine on the Penn State football team said that the coach always used to say "it's not rape, it's surprise sex."

Competition is a sin. -John D. Rockefeller
 
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go.with.the.flowIt all depends on the scenario:

Frat : get a girl drunk and smash her....nothing happens Real life: lawsuit bitches !!

Stick to paid sex

Pay for sex? Let me run a quick cost benefit analysis:

Costs: - Have to pay w/ your hard earned money = will have to work more to compensate the lost $ = Health quality drops - Have to do all the work in bed = alot of energy involved = have to buy more food = Less money in the pocket - Performance is important 4 you = since you paid, you don't want to cum quick = Stress level go up - Risk of catching deseases = cost in time n money for medication+doctor+ lost days at work (might get fired?) - She gets all the pleasure, well at least more than you - If she see that you have money, she can set you up and sue you

Benefits: - Feeling relieved = can obtain the same result by masturbating for free.

 

abdel fuck you!!!!!!!! lol I was eating lunch while reading your post........ I threw my sandwich away :(

I want a lady on the street, but a freak in the bed, Go Bucks!!
 

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