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  1. You suck.

  2. Certified Users Group?

  3. Blow me.

"For I am a sinner in the hands of an angry God. Bloody Mary full of vodka, blessed are you among cocktails. Pray for me now and at the hour of my death, which I hope is soon. Amen."
 
Mark2010What do you think? It would help distill the real pedigree from college kids and bankerella types who want to spend time on the forum talking about whatever things non target kids jack off to.

Request: FO

This doesn't stand for Front office

"Every man should lose a battle in his youth, so he does not lose a war when he is old"
 
Mark2010What do you think? It would help distill the real pedigree from college kids and bankerella types who want to spend time on the forum talking about whatever things non target kids jack off to.
Mark2010I signed FT for a BB recently and by no means am I from an ivy or even target. Semi-target at best.

Mmmm, BB full time analyst from a "semi-target at best." You got some real pedigree there, boyo.

Only got one question: why isn't all that real pedigree enough to get you a Certified User tag here on WSO?

 
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Mark2010What do you think? It would help distill the real pedigree from college kids and bankerella types who want to spend time on the forum talking about whatever things non target kids jack off to.
Mark2010I signed FT for a BB recently and by no means am I from an ivy or even target. Semi-target at best.
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Mark2010so what boys im at a top bank..unlike you "georgetown" kids

Damn straight, kid. You tell those Georgetown kids. Bulge bracket IBD is where it's at. You pitch like 10-12x the deals these guys close. Never let 'em forget that.

By the way, you don't have to tell me which top bank you work for... but does it happen to be the one at the top of the league tables?

Oh... and are you a second year analyst yet?

 
bankerella
Mark2010so what boys im at a top bank..unlike you "georgetown" kids

Damn straight, kid. You tell those Georgetown kids. Bulge bracket IBD is where it's at. You pitch like 10-12x the deals these guys close. Never let 'em forget that.

By the way, you don't have to tell me which top bank you work for... but does it happen to be the one at the top of the league tables?

Oh... and are you a second year analyst yet?

sorry don't talk to fat chicks

 
TheKingSMH

Agreed man. Totally agreed. It's idiots like the OP that always remind me why a little bit of humility is important in this line of work.

 

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