What do you think? It would help distill the real pedigree from college kids and bankerella types who want to spend time on the forum talking about whatever things non target kids jack off to.
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You suck.
Certified Users Group?
Blow me.
So, you've been in banking for 1 year and can't relate to all the kids that want to get into banking? That's funny.
OP, stfu.
Love, GBS
Request: FO
This doesn't stand for Front office
Mmmm, BB full time analyst from a "semi-target at best." You got some real pedigree there, boyo.
Only got one question: why isn't all that real pedigree enough to get you a Certified User tag here on WSO?
You're looking for DoucheCanoeOasis.com. That's an innocent typo from your "semi-target" background though. We understand.
so what boys im at a top bank..unlike you "georgetown" kids
Damn straight, kid. You tell those Georgetown kids. Bulge bracket IBD is where it's at. You pitch like 10-12x the deals these guys close. Never let 'em forget that.
By the way, you don't have to tell me which top bank you work for... but does it happen to be the one at the top of the league tables?
Oh... and are you a second year analyst yet?
sorry don't talk to fat chicks
lol... think before you speak
lol... think before you speak
] One of the best TV shows ever.You sir, are a douchebag.
SMH
Agreed man. Totally agreed. It's idiots like the OP that always remind me why a little bit of humility is important in this line of work.
Damn we have a badass over here. Ballin out in his 2 bedroom convert at 2 gold, pullin bishes from Pennyfarthing and dropping that BB business card at Rutgers alumni events.
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