RIP Monkeysama

He was driving his car back from lunch and his yaris was swallowed by a sinkhole only big enough to fit a yaris in its maw... if he had only gotten a civic like a real man he would have survived. amen.

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wtf is monkeysama, havent seen him posting in forever

"You stop being an asshole when it sucks to be you." -IlliniProgrammer "Your grammar made me wish I'd been aborted." -happypantsmcgee
 
D Mwtf is monkeysama, havent seen him posting in forever
Yeah, and he doesn't respond to email, PMs, or Linkedin messages....
Get busy living
 

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People like Coldplay and voted for the Nazis, you can't trust people Jeremy

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