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Santorum is a fuckwit with no chance against the Big O. Only Romney has a shot at this rate.

"When I was young I thought that money was the most important thing in life; now that I am old I know that it is." - Oscar Wilde "Seriously, psychology is for those with two x chromosomes." - RagnarDanneskjold
 

Why dont we make a frankenstine out of them. Combine all of their best parts. ITS ALIVE.

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heisterWhy dont we make a frankenstine out of them. Combine all of their best parts. ITS ALIVE.

Bro get your fucking shit together heister, Frankenstein is a doctor and a genius scientist. The monster you're referring to doesn't have a name.

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heisterWhy dont we make a frankenstine out of them. Combine all of their best parts. ITS ALIVE.

Bro get your fucking shit together heister, Frankenstein is a doctor and a genius scientist. The monster you're referring to doesn't have a name.

True, however we have a doctor and a business genius. Combine them and you do in fact get Frankenstein.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 
Nouveau Richie
heisterWhy dont we make a frankenstine out of them. Combine all of their best parts. ITS ALIVE.

Bro get your fucking shit together heister, Frankenstein is a doctor and a genius scientist. The monster you're referring to doesn't have a name.

omg u r so much educate
 

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