SBF - prison survival guide

Any advice to SBF on how to survive Federal pound-me-in-the-@$$ prison?

This is inspired by Martin Shkreli's unsolicited advice to SBF.  (

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Prisoners' Dilemma would state that first one to snitch wins but in this case SBF was too slow. 

Apparently the key is to :

  • clique up
  • keep your head down

What else?

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How many years is SBF going to get?

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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