Any advice to SBF on how to survive Federal pound-me-in-the-@$$ prison?
This is inspired by Martin Shkreli's unsolicited advice to SBF. (
)Prisoners' Dilemma would state that first one to snitch wins but in this case SBF was too slow.
Apparently the key is to :
What else?
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How many years is SBF going to get?
Facing up to 115 but will likely get nowhere near that
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