Sheeple on WallStreetOasis

A few days ago, someone posted a thread about Blackstone's technical test.

I commented and said that I wrote the exam, and that people should DM me with questions.

People legitimately believed that I, Crab Chiggins, am a partner at Blackstone and sent me direct messages.

What the actual f*ck is wrong with you guys?

 
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Dear Mr Crab Chiggins,

Hi, my name is Steve, a student at Berkeley City College majoring in Business Administration. I found your contact information on Wall Street Oasis, specifically on the thread about Blackstone's technical test. I am highly interested in the investment banking industry and specifically the mergers and acquisitions field. I know you are busy and understand if you can't make the time - but I would really appreciate it if you could be open to a brief informational interview over the phone or in person next week? I am eager to learn more about your experience on Wall Street Oasis and about your role at Blackstone. Thank you for your time and help.

Best regards,

Steve

 

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