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Hair Color: Blonde
Eyes: Blue
Ethnicity: German American (or Jewish)
Height: 6'4"
SAT: 2390
No. of University Applications: 3 (HYP)
No. of University Offers: 3
University Attended: Harvard
Degree: A.B. Economics
Favorite Prof.: Larry Summers
Study Abroad: Oxford
Freshman Summer: Backpacking through Europe
Sophomore Summer: Teaching English in Japan
Junior Summer: GS, NY, SA, TMT IBD
No. of Job Applications: 5 (JPM, MS, MBB)
No. of Job Offers: 5
GPA: 3.96
First Job: FT Return Offer in GS, NY, IBD
GMAT: 790
No. of MBA Applications: 8 (M7+Yale)
No. of MBA Offers: 8
MBA Attended: HBS, Baker Scholar
MBA summer internship: KKR
First Post-MBA Job: KKR
How big are your tits?
Bigger than your dick.
Love the new tag line. That was definitely one of the best comments I had seen in a while
I'm not jerkin it till you list where you went to high school... if its anywhere public, don't even bother
fail. stopped reading after this
pls go
nice
What the fuck is this? Mods shut this asshole down
I'm so confused
Nooooooo. Noooooooo.
ITT: OP is a phaggot
Jerking off, even in a metaphorical sense, to (your own) stats just goes to show how disconnected you truly are. The real world is eventually going to swallow you, but it will be a mouthful because your arrogance is massive.
And I am happy rogersterling59 mentioned SirTradesaLot's tag line because it is completely applicable here; all of your points came from a lame post about your stats?
Making an account on WSO to brag about yourself is almost as stupid as thinking that anyone here cares...
Honestly, I'm a lot more impressed by the total non-target who lands a prestigious job than you having the typical overachiever life.....zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
And if this post meant anything at all, why would your favorite professor matter? My favorite billionaire could be Bill Gates, but it doesn't make me anything like him.
once again...zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Maybe you should learn to take a joke...
Maybe you should learn to not in anyway stand up for someone who makes you look like a dipshit by association.
You've inspired me to do mine!
Race: Indian Cock Size: Small (but fierce) Cocaine problem : Commenting on WSO at 7:30 in the morning Likes: Whores Dislikes: Condoms, the Irish (not the Irish from Ireland. The American Irish. The Irish Irish scare me. You American "Irish" are a bunch of pussies. If the real Irish knew how many of you punk ass bitches claimed Irish and acted like bitches, there would be a bloodbath.)
Start strokin' it boys and girls!
Hahaha! Great shit.
Your time would be better spent working toward these things (2390 SAT, H/P/Y, etc) than fantasizing about them on a forum.
Also, who gives a shit what color your eyes are?
Perhaps the sole purpose of posting this thread was to troll very subtly for Yale SOM.
A.B Economics, that's what you jerk off to ?
I would take Irish American over German (or even Jewish) any day.
Don't work at Goldman then.
Problem Areas:
SAT: 2400 (ACT: 36 - SAT 2: Math 2: 800, Physics: 800, American History, 800) Sophomore Summer: The Blackstone Group, SA, Restructuring GPA: 4.00 GMAT: 800 No. of MBA Applications: 8 (M7+Tuck)
...this presents a much cleaner application with a better fit for the aspirations of this site
some ppl do buyside for ft. for all his stats, hes no manuel stotz. :)
Congrats! This is probably the best success story on WSO. Now I have a new inspiration to commit myself everyday to making it big.
Thank you so much for sharing, and thanks for motivating me. Have fun!
Ever heard of family connections?
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