Stop putting GS insight series in your LinkedIn

HOLY SHIT YOU ALL LOOK LIKE SPERGS WITH IT AS “EXPERIENCE.” FOR GODS SAKE IT WAS LITERALLY WATCHING FEEL GOOD RESUME ADVICE VIDEOS…PLEASE STOP FUCKING PUTTING IT IN YOUR LINKEDIN YOU LOOK LIKE A TOTAL CUNT.

7 Comments
 
Funniest

i don't know about you my fellow intern but i found it to be a very enriching experience for improving myself as a professional. it was so helpful i applied to be a summer analyst in their investment bank's compliance group. can't wait to be an investment banker. GS on top

 

Why do you let it upset you so much friend? Let it go, you’ll feel better…the people making those kind of posts are celebrating themselves differently than you are, and that’s ok…because it’s just a fucking post. Good luck

 

Not OP - But the obvious misplaced confidence just hurts to watch. People who will recruit for banking will realize how dumb/useless it was and people who don't know anything about banking will think they were almost a GS IB analyst. Absolute lose lose

 

Ullam perspiciatis quasi magnam occaecati. Quo mollitia non quod. Et maiores consequatur minus perferendis.

Exercitationem molestiae vel eligendi magni eum odio commodi. Sequi maiores veniam voluptatibus. Iure eveniet voluptatum aliquam animi autem. Error illum dolorum in omnis eius. Minus in eos optio provident. Minus modi aut id eos nemo voluptas facilis.

Career Advancement Opportunities

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • JPMorgan 01 98.3%
  • Morgan Stanley 08 97.8%
  • Goldman Sachs 02 97.2%

Overall Employee Satisfaction

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Moelis & Company No 99.4%
  • Evercore No 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 01 98.3%
  • Banco Santander 02 97.8%
  • BMO Capital Markets 12 97.2%

Professional Growth Opportunities

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Evercore 01 99.4%
  • Moelis & Company 01 98.9%
  • Morgan Stanley 06 98.3%
  • Goldman Sachs 01 97.8%
  • JPMorgan 01 97.2%

Total Avg Compensation

August 2026 Investment Banking

  • Vice President (16) $429
  • Associates (48) $259
  • 3rd+ Year Analyst (8) $210
  • 2nd Year Analyst (25) $178
  • Intern/Summer Associate (14) $159
  • 1st Year Analyst (83) $151
  • Intern/Summer Analyst (75) $101
notes
16 IB Interviews Notes

“... there’s no excuse to not take advantage of the resources out there available to you. Best value for your $ are the...”

Leaderboard

success
From 10 rejections to 1 dream investment banking internship

“... I believe it was the single biggest reason why I ended up with an offer...”