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Shit like this is why rappers go broke. Can’t hate on him though, if you got it like that then go for it I guess. On the other hand 24 mil is a lot of money, there is so much more you can do with it.

 

over under on days until someone runs by and tears it out his head?

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

I've always wanted to slap a padlock onto a hipster's ear gauge and run away.

Dude that piercing though is not just a hole. It's held on by a plate under his skin. That shit is big, super easy to grip, and expensive. And that man weighs 110 pounds. He is going to lose like several square inches of face and half his net worth in a very painful and scarring way when that happens.

heister: Look at all these wannabe richies hating on an expensive salad. https://arthuxtable.com/
 

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