The Greatest Twitter Account
Has anyone ever heard of the @GSElevator Twitter account? That has to be the best account on Twitter. I've read over a lot of the tweets multiple times and still find them funny. A lot of them sound like the conversations i have with my friends If you haven't looked over their tweets, go check it out.
Lol
//www.wallstreetoasis.com/blog/gselevator-twitter-all-time-favorites
Old news is old.
why do you have the same profile pic as...
as who?
I made this for you...
1: Each comma in your bank account adds an inch to your dick.
Classic #1: My garbage disposal eats better than 98% of the world.
oh god haha
#Made up Sexual Positions
'The Unfolded Calzone'
'The Ergonomic Keyboard'
1 (into phone): No, fuckhead. RBS is not the Central Bank of Scotland. #2: Who was that, Jon Corzine?
OR
1: if you have a job where you have to wear a nametag, nobody gives a shit what your name is.
1: Occupy Wall Street is no more than a really elaborate Planned Parenthood publicity stunt.
Classic #1: Walking around the protesters outside makes me feel like how a black guy must feel in the gym shower. #OWS
another two great ones in honor of May Day
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