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Looks like somebody gets a free wallet

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I don't see the problem. As long as he's stuck inside that drum he won't be able to reproduce and frankly, I think America actually wins in that scenario.

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 
cphbravo96I don't see the problem. As long as he's stuck inside that drum he won't be able to reproduce and frankly, I think America actually wins in that scenario.

Regards

Well, its not like he's got his penis stuck in there. So I'm pretty sure he'll be able to reproduce.

 

Who would want to occupy Portland? Its a hipster's dream city.

Making money is art and working is art and good business is the best art - Andy Warhol
 
dwight schruteWho would want to occupy Portland? Its a hipster's dream city.

Well, you never know...sympathy hipster chick sex.

 

I hope the dude who cut his own arm off to escape being trapped by a boulder come and slaps the shit outa this guy.

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

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