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lmfao "As you go through fucking life, make this your fucking goal, watch the fucking doughnut and not the fucking hole." this is some hilarious advice

this is amazing. "watch the fucking doughnut" means keep your eyes on the money? "and not the FUCKING hole" , where "fucking hole" means pussy? so focus on money and career, and dont get swayed by women?

awesome.

 

whenever i feel slightly psycho from working this late, this post puts me back on the fucking ground.

these 2 random quotes made my night:

"Big fish eat fucking little fish."

"A motherfucking good friend is fucking one's nearest relation."

thansk for sharing this fucking site.

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