Tinder Bio

Your bio isn't going to matter for OLD, dude. Take the best quality photos you can and look as attractive as you possibly can in them because these apps are almost solely based on your looks. I'd be willing to bet that writing, "I'm 6 feet tall, because apparently that matters" will be a better bio for your profile than spending time coming up with the wittiest, most unique bio possible.

Side note but what's with the explosion of threads asking about OLD these days? This is the second thread I've seen today asking for advice on how to navigate them. Do Zoomers not meet women in-person anymore or something? OLD is the lowest percentage way to meet quality women IME, but maybe I'm just an old head now. To me, if a woman is very active on the apps, it's kind of a red flag because most desirable women I know IRL are already taken because guy are approaching them anyway or have a robust enough social circle to find someone through that. Obviously that's a blanket statement and circumstances arise where it makes sense, but me and most of my mates do infinitely better in-person than online.