tip of my tongue - collection of quotes from senior banker
Does anyone recall a pdf of hilarious quotes from some senior banker? Trying to look for it but can't remember who it was
Does anyone recall a pdf of hilarious quotes from some senior banker? Trying to look for it but can't remember who it was
| +216 | girl who rejected/ghosted me messaged asking for IBD job | 62 | 13h |
| +93 | We need to do something about the debt, now. | 30 | 3h |
| +2 | Where are the Granola Girls? | 5 | 2d |
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