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Sir, This is Taco Bell. Did you say you wanted the Gordita (little fat one)? 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

PLEASE DO IT YOURSELF.

If she has more balls to do it than you, she will lose all respect for you and you will not have a chance to get back with her for free sex in the future.

Not even lying but thats how the dating game works nowadays with social media. You break up and retain respect and look hot in her eyes which makes her friends think you're hot as well which makes their friends think you're hot as well 

See? Almost like networking 

 

I have broken up like 10 times and 2 times against me. One of which, I already broke up with her, we got back together then she broke up for the last time. 

"If you always put limits on everything you do, physical or anything else, it will spread into your work and into your life. There are no limits. There are only plateaus, and you must not stay there, you must go beyond them." - Bruce Lee
 

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