Trader steps on secretary's boob, says "I'm the man"
Truth is truly stranger than fiction.
A drunken Wall Street exec grabbed a secretary on the trading floor and proceeded to dance with her. When she pushed him off of her, she fell to the floor, at which point he put his size 14 foot on her breast and pressed down while he pumped his fists in the air.
Highlight of the story: when she complained, the trader replied, "Oh, come on now, it's alright. They are big and you probably didn't even feel it. "
Legen...wait for it.... DARY!
Capo status.
The true crime here is allowing someone from Staten Island into a Wall Street firm.
This man was righting a wrong.
Also... this chick needs a major gum lift. He should have kicked her in the gums with his size 14 shoe while she was down there, maybe push them up a bit... save her a couple of grand.
Tooth-to-Gum Ratio! Tooth-to-Gum Ratio!
Yeah, I really dont see anything wrong. I think shes the one who need to be deported
with her horse teeth
interesting reading the comments. Seems that she's fucked either way. If she doesnt win, she's jobless and unemployable in the industry, and poor, if she does win, she's unemployable but rich. Just shows you how quickly the rules go out the window if you're making money. The guy clearly rakes it in for the company, and she costs $30k, generating no value at all. Who are you going to pick?
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