Afterwards, The Donald declares himself emperor and has mobs of MAGAs burn and pillage Democrat run cities. Half the military swears allegiance, the other half is loyal to the state - civil war ensues. Months later, China invades a weak and divided America, putting an end to the mess and we become a Chinese colony.

 

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