TRUMP'S BAILOUT DEAL

Ahead of the 2024 election, a backroom deal was struck, and Trump was all but forgotten in the shuffle. Now, as the dust settles, we’re left with the aftermath of self-interested agendas that are reshaping the global landscape. Here's how it went down:

  • Trump’s Play: Blow up US global leadership — alienate allies, wreck the economy, burn it all down.
    Why? Stay out of jail and cash in while in power (Trumpcoin/Melaniacoin and all the rest of it).
  • Putin’s Play: Flood the internet with propaganda and bot farms to swing the election.
    Why? Fill the vacuum Trump leaves behind and tighten his grip on Europe.
  • Musk’s Play: Reinstate Trump on Twitter (fuck X it will be Twitter forever), loosen content rules, throw $$$ at the campaign.
    Why? Win favour, unlock government perks — just as Tesla starts sweating under foreign EV pressure.

    PROVE ME WRONG :)
     
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