Twitter Re-Examines Elon Musk’s Bid, May Be More Receptive to a Deal

Great news for Elon Musk (Champion of Humanity) and his struggle against GloboHomo. Paired with Rowdy Ron DeSantis's clowning upon Disney, this might be the greatest week for mankind since the shambling zombie we call our "president" was installed into office. Let's all wish Elon victory in his heroic struggle against evil.

https://www.wsj.com/articles/twitter-re-examines-…

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