Urgency on a sensitive tummy

Has anyone ever been in a hypothetical situation where they were commuting in buttcrack type heat after a lowkey bender the night before and then you finally get to the office and ur VP is blowing up ur teams asking for changes to the term sheet.

But you barely even plugged your laptop in and your holding back explosive liquid diarrhea that your afraid you’re gonna brown all over your cubicle.

Like what’s with the arbitrary sense of urgency in this job.

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