URGENT: Everything is closed!

I just woke up from a multi-day gin induced haze and there's a small dusting of snow outside, yet everything is closed. I haven't kept up with the news, but WTF? This is the northeast, aren't we prepared for small snowstorms? Is this the doing of that new hippie mayor?

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