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No dude it was a salon, she cut, shampooed, blow dried THEN waxed them

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
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HPMNo dude it was a salon, she cut, shampooed, blow dried THEN waxed them

I always like it when a hot chick washes your hair when you get a hair cut. This would be even better haha.

This one asian place I used to go to in LA had all asian workers except this super hot blonde girl who washed people's hairs when they were done.

i got a haircut every 3 weeks. now... once two months lol

 
gekko2i wish i had a huge stock of silver bananas to throw to manbearpig.

haha thanks man...invite some friends to WSO and your wish will become reality!

-MBP
 

So what's the procedure? You go into the back room, toss your shorts on the floor, lay down on the table and put your feet in the stirrups?!?

Regards

"The trouble with our liberal friends is not that they're ignorant, it's just that they know so much that isn't so." - Ronald Reagan
 

+1 MBP

what is the maintainance on this? rewax and spit shine every 2 / 3 weeks?

There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum — it's breathtaking ... I suggest you try it. - Dr. Evil

Get busy living
 

I would suggest you ease into it by 1st getting your pubes waxed....

Follow the shit your fellow monkeys say @shitWSOsays Life is hard, it's even harder when you're stupid - John Wayne
 

How does he get the silver nanners...I was the one that suffered through it.

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 

I just stared deep into her eyes and whispered, 'it aint gonna suck itself' then nodded

If I had asked people what they wanted, they would have said faster horses - Henry Ford
 
blastoiseit isn't that bad i would sugesst having a gay guy do it thought they do a better job

As usual, Blastoise is the only one with the right idea. Sticks to what really matters.

 

Why don't you shave your balls? I'm sure it would be less painful.

Men are so simple and so much inclined to obey immediate needs that a deceiver will never lack victims for his deceptions. -Niccolo Machiavelli
 

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