Weekend Work Flow Chart

I made this flow chart earlier today for a friend who has been getting crushed the last few weekends and thought I would share it here as well. Friend said he would love to give this to his boss but enjoys his paycheck to much.

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You are a third year IB analyst and that is the crap you came up with?

Jeez...

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Only on WSO would the primarily critic be based around formatting.

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I will give you negative criticism for even making this. The fact that you have to make a flow chart to plan out your weekends prove to me you have nothing better to do on your weekends and are just begging for work on said weekends. The fact that you had to add logical loops to tell your boss that you aren't working on the weekends proves you have no balls and thus do not deserve you weekends. Also I am going to be mailing you a bill for this consulting I have just given you. Let me be clear about this. My time is worth way more than you can afford to pay.

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I will give you negative criticism for even making this. The fact that you have to make a flow chart to plan out your weekends prove to me you have nothing better to do on your weekends and are just begging for work on said weekends. The fact that you had to add logical loops to tell your boss that you aren't working on the weekends proves you have no balls and thus do not deserve you weekends. Also I am going to be mailing you a bill for this consulting I have just given you. Let me be clear about this. My time is worth way more than you can afford to pay.

Sorry bro, love your passionat hatred of me but try again. Flow chart wasn't planning shit and wasn't for my boss.
 
JrMistMaker heister:

I will give you negative criticism for even making this. The fact that you have to make a flow chart to plan out your weekends prove to me you have nothing better to do on your weekends and are just begging for work on said weekends. The fact that you had to add logical loops to tell your boss that you aren't working on the weekends proves you have no balls and thus do not deserve you weekends. Also I am going to be mailing you a bill for this consulting I have just given you. Let me be clear about this. My time is worth way more than you can afford to pay.

Sorry bro, love your passionate hatred of me but try again. Flow chart wasn't planning shit and wasn't for my boss.

 

I read your post, I know it was for your "friend" doesn't change the fact that you still made it.

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