What is the meaning behind your username?
I'll start. Mine is more or less James Franco, but backwards. Woah, genius. I know. It took me a while to come up with this one.
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Wonder what mine means.....
2 dicks for 20 bucks? You're cheap
theaccountingmajor got 10+ SBs for calling you the biggest retard on the planet, now I know why....
Dunno.
I'm named after HILLARY RODHAM CLINTON.
I'm a farmer from the Boston area who can't spell properly.
Fahma!
Nice, bro. And hope all is well in the new year for you
lol that's cute, like your sense of humor...
but backwards. Woah, genius https://rufus.vip/</a">rufus. I know . It took me a while to come up with this one.
From and based in Europe and lived/worked in different European countries
My family has been in the slaying business going all the way back to 1252 Transylvania.
Alligator Point is where my best friend and I meet ever year for a few hours - it's a fairly secluded beach in Florida,
Gay
As opposed to a red banana?
I'm extremely in debt.... (fml)
How much? I graduated with 0 debt because i was poor af and got full fin aid
Cool.
If you don't let go of my ball, i'm going to fuck you up.....lmao +1SB
This video comes out just about every round
I'm actually a squirrel, even though my profile pic is that of a chipmunk.
My least favorite city and my favorite weapon
detroittrebuchet
FUCK, THAT'S SO GOOD
Haha +SB
http://bfy.tw/Lhs7</a">search google for mine
I was on a work/school computer....
Thank you for reminding me what this is, I am glad I do not have to see it again as I have grandparents sitting next me currently.
Loneliest cell in Excel
+1 Funny
I am an internet Sir of the IC clan.
M_1 = BMW, MONEY SUPPLY AND LORD MICHAEL MILKEN
I'm a fan of quilt woven textile and Will Emerson in the movie Margin Call.
Highway to the danger zone.
I was hungry
Lew Glucksman was already taken.
I'm Bill Ackman and this is my official account.
Wow I didn't know Bill Ackman was on WSO!
You should PM him about an interview at Pershing.
I was the lead singer for Alice in Chains, one of the core groups that defined Seattle Grunge in the early 90's.
Also, I died in 2002. Don't do heroin, kids.
Could you please explain the meaning of Man in the Box, Sir?
I aspire to get promotes by being a sponsor. This is my goal in life.
Mine's a work nickname given to me by a co-worker.
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Lmao I love your rep on this site
I love leverage and that business cat comic strip
Bro I'm pretty sure Garfield doesn't work
http://www.businesscat.happyjar.com/
Hey copycat, WHAT THE FUCK?
You should definitely be ready for techincals, especially if the job you're interviewing for is industry-specific. More and more people (myself included) don't ask too many "gotcha" technicals because they don't have chips on their shoulder, but you want to prove that you're competent enough to prepare properly. Hope this helps.
Top work +1SB
AndyLouis this guy and I'm actually a squirrel for member of the year
The Departed: "Unbelievable, who put the fucking cameras in this place?"
"Oh, who the fuck are you?"
"I'm the guy who does his job. You must be the other guy."
Carbapenem-Resistant Enterobacteriaceae - a family of germs that are difficult to treat because they have high levels of resistance to antibiotics. E. coli is an example.
Healthy people usually do not get CRE infections – they usually happen to patients in hospitals, nursing homes, and other healthcare settings. Patients whose care requires devices like ventilators (breathing machines), urinary (bladder) catheters, or intravenous (vein) catheters, and patients who are taking long courses of certain antibiotics are most at risk for CRE infections. Some CRE bacteria have become resistant to most available antibiotics. Infections with these germs are very difficult to treat, and can be deadly—one report cites they can contribute to death in up to 50% of patients who become infected.
Man, and all this time I thought it was short for Commission de Regulation de l'Energie!
Learn something new every day, I guess.
Great response!
Regretted mine the moment I chose it. What a douche.
Its classified.
I think my username is pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty, pretty good.....pretty good
Was trying to figure out what to do with my life after graduating college.
Because you gotta pay the trolls toll
Temujin was the given name of Genghis Khan.
I majored in accounting...
broooooooooooooooooooooooooo welcome back
I never stopped believing
Praise be.
Just remember those of us who were tossing silver nanners before it was cool.
I'm a big monkey, and I speak spanish.
This made me simultaneously cry and laugh.
I am fucking triggered
It is what I do most of the day (working in Excel)
Touché
The truth eventually comes out if enough wine is poured...
Had made mine when I had just started working in the industry and am a huge fan of Christopher Nolan's dark night trilogy. So... Patrick Bateman Begins.
It ain't as funny once you explain it.
I was balls deep into Euan Sinclair :/ . . . The book not the guy
It's relevant to me because I've been learning how to read since I was born. Still haven't quite gotten the hang of it yet.
It's relevant to you because you really ought to read more.
I am the strongest character in the anime show One Piece.
go birds
I started as an analyst in ....... 2012!
plus the last two digits of the year of my birth.
It's a shame when an acquirer doesn't have the necessary infrastructure to successfully absorb and manage their acquiree
cough Coty cough
mine is basically the result of a naive 19 year old college student thinking that deal flow was tight.
6 years later, would probably change it to FeedMeaHealthyWorkLifeBalanceandBetterMentalHealth if i could.
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During my online poker heyday, I enjoyed reading Dan Brown book's and also won multiple FTOPs tournaments with the name, so I figured I would stick with it.
https://youtu.be/_4jxLxZrMfs</a">
Don't ever buy a Zorbeez
I can't remember where my name came from
RUN!!!!
I have a Napoleon complex and am short
Fun fact: Even though Napoleon Complex is associated with insecurity about one's height, he was not short. He was 5'7'' or 174 cm.
I'm Oswald Klaven's best friend, aside from Robbie of course.
Even though I didn't have a scene in the movie, my name drop was SUBSTANTIAL
I earned the name Toucan by eating Froot Loops before every basketball/football game and track meet in high school. I'm also an OG, so the name came naturally.
It's my first day in the office and one of the associates told me to take this deck to a VP named Paul Allen, but I can't seem to find him. He must've gone to London or something has anyone seen him?
Nothing gets my rocks off more than talking valuation.
Also my name is Val
I envy this
I did English BA -> MBA.
One of my favorite authors is Proust, and my favorite character from Proust's "In Search of Lost Time" is the Baron de Charlus.
cool story bro
My father’s internet moniker, carried on.
I represent the senior equity interest in a special purpose vehicle created for a limited partnership incorporated in the Cayman Islands. My sole general partner was a Houston, TX-based natural gas company which is no longer in operation. All my interest and assets are currently held under receivership by the United States District Court for the Southern District of Texas.
Nice try buddy but cayman island LPs aren’t incorporated. I’m on to you.
I'm tryna trade, dude
it's my take on human trafficking in the '80s
I am juvenile, ignorant, and perpetually inebriated by fermented sugarcane byproducts.
I love America.
I'd rather not talk about it.
This is an anonymous platform.
Mine is a prophesy that I like from 700 BC.
I have it inked on my arm in the original Hebrew script.
We get it dude - you lift.
he lifts? oh wow
I took a large cabbage conglomerate public in Republic City.
I do dis all day, erry day
There was a box of 100 Jumbo Paper Clips on my desk
this thread's been awesome
professor is a nickname given to me years ago, and I say bro way too much
Mine was a prediction
I'm still alive...
Mine is a species of monkeys native to my hometown.
I like Chick-fil-A
so does she
A lot of people tell me that they think I "just get it". I do not understand a LOT of things. I just speak calmly about them and I magically become "polished"
seems pretty obvious on my end and im surprised this name wasn't taken
...long story
We've got time lol
I was in a search for a good user name for WSO, when this guy called Jack Soloff showed up while watching Suits the other day and I sort of thought it sounded quite nice.
People think I'm named Jake Paul after the social media/youtuber douche.
I actually take after Jacob "Jake" Paul, an advisor to the first LBO in history, that he pretty much spearheaded and figured out (advised McLean Industries in the 50s). Kohlberg and Kravis took after Paul years after, and most people here know how that went...
He doesn't get enough love as an innovator/pioneer here. I would've never heard of him without some obscure literature a professor mentioned my sophomore year of college.
I guess his approach was pretty rudimentary and improvisational, but still he made a huge mark on the game. My picture and signature are from a movie.
Just something random I made up
I grew up in a farming community, and now I'm in a banking community. Just a small reminder of a saying my dad always tells me: "you can't know where you're going unless you know where you came from."
It doesn't even seem close.
James Franco backwards is Ocnarf Semaj?
More or less
Just another person trying to get a dollar with the hopes that current and future employers give me a fair shake at market price.
Former athlete who turned into an analyst somehow..
Made this account to join the SyberWorld.
I went to the stock market today. I did a business.
The rest of my family thinks I make Mortgage Backed Securities because they saw a movie once and know nothing else about IB. They are bound to blame me for the next recession..
I can relate
Tribute to the first FinMeme I saw from the O.G EBITDAD.
gotta take some notes bro
Spent about 30 seconds thinking creatively and come up with this garbage name.
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Watched too many episodes of NCIS
Cards fan stuck in Boston
I did LBOs in Miami. Not too many hoes, though.
The Bruce Lee film that never got made
Some random dude's trading blog that claimed he would "arbitrage" according to CAPM
Me and a friend started trading crypto currencies a while back, was a lot of fun with the low barriers to entry and the high volatility ( I ended up breaking even after the meltdown in 2018 btw, learned a few lessons).
Anyway, we ironically (with a hint of unironic egoism) decided our enterprise needed a nickname that sounded finance-esque. We tried a few "hedge fun name generators" and the results were not bad, just cookie cutter. After some though I came up with Chrysos Clan Capital. Chrysos = Gold in Greek, it sounds cool, gold obviously as the symbol of money, wealth, prosperity. Clan = As in blood relation, both our families hail from the same part of the world and are part of the same clan. Barbaric, I know. "Capital" just topped off the name.
So here were are. I joined the forum, didn't want to use my name, thought the name I came up with was good, so I used it.
From Mad Men
Management at Dorsia knows me by name and I never have to worry about getting a table, even if its a Friday night
I single handedly devalued gold for decades
I like Jewelry
Favorite movie. Grew up outside Boston and must have watched it a hundred times. Senior year in high school took a public speaking class where we had to recite a monologue from any movie of choice. I did Will's 'Why shouldn't I work for the NSA'.
It's actually a really stupid username. When I was a kid I liked a game called xblaster for a while, so that was my username back then for a lot of sites. The '2000' is based on nothing special, just that at one of the sites the name 'xblaster' was already in use and 2000 was just something that came up. I didn't have inspiration for a better username, so I just that about this one.
the alien solar sail passing through our solar system
I read the book and I liked it. Straighttohell was taken so I added "xo"
I ... want ... to ... fit ... in
I use my name, but I make it shorter or use the first part of my surname
From Crooked Hillary to Rocket Man or Sloppy Steve, the POTUS never fails to deliver a quality nickname, which as we know, is just about the only meaningful content to come out of the White House thus far. I chose to dedicate my username to that milestone as a simple reminder that this is, in fact, reality - Donald Trump is our President. It’s remarkable, fascinating, and terrifying at the same time. Love him or hate him, we, the people, willingly and voluntarily put him in this seat. He’s OUR President. He’s our Tariff Man.
Been told I’ve got the steeziest nuts around
"Seeds are going to be the new currency"
Counter Strike 1.6 ammo purchase combination
(1) b43 - m16
(2) b6 - bullets for m16
(3) b7 - bullets for the handgun
(4) b82 - armor
(5) b87 - defuse kit
wonderful thing a memory is. I still remember this information although it is completely useless.
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