What Line From Finance Movies Do You Use Most Often?

“I had the most absurd nightmare. I was poor and no one liked me.” – Louis Winthorpe III

“Ever wonder why fund managers can’t beat the S&P 500? ‘Cause they’re sheep, and sheep get slaughtered.” – Gordon Gekko

“You and I are such similar creatures, Vivian. We both screw people for money.” – Edward Lewis

Fugayzi, fugazi. It's a whazy. It's a woozie. It's fairy dust. It doesn't exist. It's never landed. It is no matter. It's not on the elemental chart. It's not f-ing real.

"I think my mask of sanity is about to slip" - Patrick Bateman

You like Huey Lewis and the News?

Minor detail, but is it not ‘I have fashion friends’? Fashioned sounds wrong.

Look at Him, that's my quant. My quantitative. My math specialist. Look at him, you notice anything different about him? Look at his face. I'll give you a hint, his name is Yang. Yeah, I'm sure of the math. 

That's a nice shirt, do they make it for men?

I know you're not standing on your front porch with a bag of money waiting for me to call you. But I'm not some 18-year-old selling a cure for AIDS. I'm 46 years old, I have 22 years market experience, I know this business. So pick up your skirt, grab your balls, and lets go make some money

More recently, "life is like a box of chocolate, you never know what you are going to get."

Edit:  I did not realize that topic was about finance movies.

“Nature didn’t select me. I selected myself by harnessing my nature.” 
 

“Lots of guys watch Bruce Lee movies. Doesn’t mean you can do karate.”

“Your read was good with the information you had. You’re new. You’ll figure it out…or you’ll be gone.”

“What’s the point of having fuck you money if you never say fuck you?”

-Bobby Axelrod

"I'm not talking about some Wall Street stiff making 500k and being comfortable. I'm talking about liquid. 50, 100m $. A player or nothing"

"it's all about the bucks. The rest is conversation"

I need to return some videotapes

"There are 3 ways to make a living in this business: be first; be smarter; or cheat." - Margin Call

“America’s angriest hedge fund” - not exactly these words but a close enough version : “the PE world’s angriest principal” referring to that one guy at a large fund who just loves shouting at bankers (lenders or advisors) on each and every call I’ve been on with him..

I'M JACKED TO THE TITS!

“It’s very cool Bateman, but that’s nothing.”

the contracts are VOIDED?!

"Greed is Good"

Backscreen for my desktop

Money never sleeps

Margin Call:

Seth Bregman: "Will, did you really make two and a half million last year?"
Will Emerson: "Yeah, sure."
Seth Bregman: "How did you spend it all?"
Will Emerson: "It goes quite quickly. You know, you learn to spend what's in your pocket."
Peter Sullivan: "Two and a half million goes quickly?"
Will Emerson: "All right, let's see. So the taxman takes half up front, so you're left with one and a quarter. My mortgage takes another 300 grand. I send 150 home for my parents, you know, keep 'em going. So what's that?"
Peter Sullivan: "800?"
Peter Sullivan: "All right, 800. Spent 150 on a car. About 75 on restaurants. Probably 50 on clothes. I put 400 away for a rainy day."
Seth Bregman: "That's smart."
Will Emerson: "Yeah, as it turns out, 'cause it looks like the storm's coming."
Peter Sullivan: "You still got 125."
Will Emerson: "Yeah, well I did spend 76,520 dollars on hookers, booze and dancers. But mainly hookers."
Peter Sullivan: "76.5?"
Will Emerson: "I was a little shocked initially, but then I realized I could claim most of it back as entertainment. It's true!"

Jared Vennett: Tell me the difference between stupid and illegal, and I'll have my wife's brother arrested.